Hélène Florent
Nude

It’s a pleasant Saturday afternoon and you’re in the woods, feverishly pulling your pud to a butt-naked woman who leans against a tree. You focus on her thick thatch, hoping to finish up quickly, when someone shoots you in the back of the head. We hate it when that happens. And that’s precisely what happens in Yellowknife (2002). As hirsute hottie Hélène Florent shares her wares with a horny hunk, he jerks his turkey and doesn’t even get to drop his payload before he’s shot dead! (Oh well, at least he went out looking at some heavenly hair pie!) Needless to say, Hélène hightails it outta there before the grunting goofball even hits the turf–and the ass-tastic assassination must have had quite the effect on this fuzzy French femme, because she had yet to show up in another movie for nearly a decade! That movie was Café De Flore (2011) and Florent took the role of Carole. She also took the opportunity to show some nudity. The first of the scenes showed some boobage as she gets up from the floor. Later, her teats look delectable as ever as she floats in some water. They may be blue-tinted but they don’t cause any blue balls! It may have been the last of her skin-ful work thus far, but you can still find her in more boob tube and silver screen roles (albeit clothed). For a bit of tease, check out Les Invisibles, Eaux Turbulentes, and the film Drunken Birds (2021). Now if Florent would just show her flower!